Quotes tagged ‘Office’

“Hey bug! Manically packing up your office in a cold sweat. What's with the downward spiral honey?”

— Brandon Kyle Goodman, Walter the Lovebug (voice), Brandon Kyle Goodman, imdb.com

“Mindy Kaling has accused the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences of singling her out.”

— CNN, Lisa Respers France, cnn.com

“An office with no meaning, which no one can respect.”

— Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Ian Brennan, Astrid Sloan, Lucy Boynton, imdb.com

“Andy Bernard: That kid is the worst. Needs to be fired, Michael. Michael Scott: He's not the worst. Okay? He's not the worst. You know who's the worst? That intern we had a few years ago. That guy. Remember? That face, how ugly he was? He was the worst. Good worker, though.”

— Daniel Chun, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

“I know I'm always talking about getting out of this town, but if I don't get out of here, I think City Councilman is something I could do.”

— Leila Strachan, Anders Holmvik, Anders Holm, imdb.com

“An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... An office is a place where dreams come true.”

— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

“It is better to be patient and get what you desire in the right time, than have high office thrust upon you when you are not ready.”

— Peter Morgan, King George VI, Jared Harris, imdb.com

“I will take every penny he has in the bank and every dollar of political capital that he has in this town. I will court feminist groups and mothers groups and religious groups. I will bury him. And I will dance on his grave. And then? I will run for office.”

— Mark Wilding, Shonda Rhimes, Mellie Grant, Bellamy Young, imdb.com

“Me not paying attention to you is the best compliment you could ever get. 'Cause that means I don't have to worry about you. Go back to the office and stop being needy.”

— Warren Hsu Leonard, Annalise Keating, Viola Davis, imdb.com

“Dennis: Okay you want me to read the script? Charlie: Yes. And action. Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. 'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.' What? 'Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right…”

— Charlie Day, Danny DeVito, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

“Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office? You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? Y-Y-Y'know what those guys do i-in-in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip 'em in cocaine and wipe 'em all over each other—y'know, Grandpa goes around and he does…”

— David Phillips, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“I tread in the footsteps of illustrious men... in receiving from the people the sacred trust confided to my illustrious predecessor.”

— Martin Van Buren, amazon.com

“As to the presidency, the two happiest days of my life were those of my entrance upon the office and my surrender of it.”

— Martin Van Buren, amazon.com

“Because I'm REFRESHED. I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk. I lie on my back. I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“Well, you always avoid me at the office and whenever I want to help you - you send me away and get somebody else.”

— Jean Harlow, imdb.com

“At your office. If you're lucky enough to have a key to your office, this is the perfect place to get away and get it on with your man. It is every man's fantasy to see his wife or girlfriend a little tussled up in her heels and button-down shirt? You don't even have to be into role play to find thi…”

— Kate Cassidy, yourtango.com

“Especially in the workplace, always try to use the phrase, 'My understanding was...' instead of 'I assumed...' The latter is always viewed as having jumped to a conclusion without having actual evidence.”

— Unknown, 1000lifehacks.com