“Lisa: I’m Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery. Kevin Copeland: This one goes with your skin tone. Lisa: Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean. [shouts] Whoo.”Tagged: Shamu, Carnie Wilson, Skin Tone, Gastric Bypass Surgery
“Hi, I’m Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don’t forget about me, I’m Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it’s Tina the Talking Tummy. [cries] I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.”Tagged: cellulite, back fat, Pig