Quotes tagged ‘Understatement’

“Mac: How’s your shooting, Thorny? Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning. Mac: What about that little guy? [points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck] Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com

“[left alone, chained to a cell wall] So I just wait here then?”

— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, imdb.com

“You might be the toughest little whacker at the junior high but in my world, you're about as worrisome as a cloudy day.”

— John Hughes, Dutch Dooley, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com

“It doesn't surprise me that there's another woman. Of course, the fact that she's dead gives one pause.”

— David Koepp, Lisa Weil, Illeana Douglas, imdb.com

“When a man's jawbone drops off it's time to reassess the situation.”

— Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, The Judge, John Astin, imdb.com

“There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?”

— M. Night Shyamalan, Bo Hess, Abigail Breslin, imdb.com

“[about to be cooked alive by the Ewoks] I have a really bad feeling about this.”

— Lawrence Kasdan, George Lucas, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, imdb.com

“Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.”

— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, Vincent Vega, John Travolta, imdb.com

“The bearded, bespectacled doctor murdered at least 26 patients, making him one of the world's most prolific killers. So, Steve, how's it looking out there today? It's about time we saw some of this warmer weather.”

— Matthew Weiner, Victoria Riolobos, Alana De La Garza, imdb.com

“Defenders of the Universe, huh? Has a nice ring to it.”

— Tim Hedrick, Joshua Hamilton, Shiro, Josh Keaton, imdb.com

“Nick Fury: Get me Agent Hill. Fury Car: Communications array damaged. Nick Fury: What's not damaged? Fury Car: Air conditioning is fully operational.”

— Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Nick Fury, Samuel L Jackson, imdb.com

“Wow. You miss a lot being dead.”

— Steven Lilien, Bryan Wynbrandt, Jerome Valeska, Cameron Monaghan, imdb.com

“I never had much of an income.”

— Al Capone, famous-trials.com

“Veronica Sawyer: That knife is filthy. Jason Dean: What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils? Veronica Sawyer: Excuse me, I think I know Heather a little bit better than you do. If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless.”

— Daniel Waters, Veronica Sawyer, Winona Ryder, amazon.com

“Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.”

— Daniel Waters, Pauline Fleming, Penelope Milford, amazon.com

“Donald Malarkey: Hey, Skip! Where ya been? I've been lookin' all over for you! Warren Muck: Well, Don, I was at home in Tonawanda, but then Hitler started this whole thing, so now I'm here.”

— Erik Jendresen, Donald Malarkey, Scott Grimes, imdb.com

“You could wake up tomorrow...and...I don’t know, feed the children...start a war...”

— Bill Kennedy, Thomas Yates, Paul Sparks, imdb.com

“My boy Kenneth is going through some really tough times. They’re trying to make him wear a coat that’s different than his other coat.”

— Jack Burditt, Tracy Jordan, Tracy Morgan, imdb.com

“Jennifer Jareau: Well, he didn't take their handbags, jewelry or wallets. Penelope Garcia: No, the only thing missing was their cell phones. Well, that and their heads.”

— Karen Maser, Jennifer Jareau, A. J. Cook, imdb.com

“Dean: Our family's not cursed. We just...had our dark spots. Sam: [chuckles] Our dark spots are pretty dark.”

— Sera Gamble, Raelle Tucker, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com