“Miles: Okay, I've checked out all the bedrooms and closets. And, Morgan, while you have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity. Morgan: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer? Miles: For your own protection.”Tagged: Poltergeist, Supernatural, Raunchy, Underwear, Irreverent
“Roxie: Do you hear yourself when you speak? Morgan: Depends on what I say.”Tagged: joke, Ditzy, dumb, Sassy
“Morgan: Sabrina, we said that we were gonna spend tonight cleaning out the closets and getting rid of junk. And by that, I mean Roxie's clothes. Roxie: If we dumped half your makeup, we'd have room for an ice-skating rink.”Tagged: insults, Rude, cleaning, Friendship, Roommates
“So, you're in the nuclear biz? I once dated a guy named Adam, but then we split!”Tagged: joke, Science, Science Joke, Nuclear, Pun