Quotes tagged ‘Bastard’
(12 total)
“Jimmy Conway: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What—what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac? Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're k…”
— Nicholas Pileggi, Martin Scorsese, Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci, imdb.com
“Stan: Don't play dumb! You know she's stripping. Showing people her Ho Hos, her Ding Dongs, her Suzie Q's, her...her...uh...aw, God, what...what are those called...? Those little, uh... pink with coconut...? They're really good.... Jeff: Her Sno-Balls? Stan: You bastard!”
— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Lemon, there was once a great American named George Henderson. He met a woodland ape or Sasquatch and, despite its dangerous message of environmentalism, became its friend. When the time came to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, and birds could perch on its should…”
— Donald Glover, Ron Weiner, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“After I finish you, I'm gonna find that little bastard son of yours. And I'm gonna show him both of his dead parents! And I'm gonna tell him it was all your fault!”
— Edward Allen Bernero, Erica Messer, Rick Dunkle, Chris Mundy, Simon Mirren, Breen Frazier, Oanh Ly, The Reaper, C. Thomas Howell, imdb.com
“Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times! It's never looked so strange! The faces...so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches...my heart aches...but my feet...my feet are resilient! (Thank God I took off my heels, and put…”
— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com