Quotes tagged ‘Bastard’

“[Chet is being pulled by the boat on water-skies at high speed] Chet: You bastard! You bastard! Roman: I think he's saying go faster.”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com

“A bastard's work is never done.”

— Quentin Tarantino, Joe Gage, Michael Madsen, imdb.com

“Jimmy Conway: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What—what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac? Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're k…”

— Nicholas Pileggi, Martin Scorsese, Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci, imdb.com

“Stan: Don't play dumb! You know she's stripping. Showing people her Ho Hos, her Ding Dongs, her Suzie Q's, her...her...uh...aw, God, what...what are those called...? Those little, uh... pink with coconut...? They're really good.... Jeff: Her Sno-Balls? Stan: You bastard!”

— Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Lemon, there was once a great American named George Henderson. He met a woodland ape or Sasquatch and, despite its dangerous message of environmentalism, became its friend. When the time came to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, and birds could perch on its should…”

— Donald Glover, Ron Weiner, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, 50-years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine. What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of…”

— Patty Lin, Walter White Jr., RJ Mitte, imdb.com

“Dr. Kelso: This Friday, I am receiving an award from the A.M.A.— Dr. Cox: Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year! Uh, don't you tell me! Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone To Kill You and Stuff You and Leave You by my Bed, So That When I Wake Up in the Morning, I Could Roll Over and Punch…”

— Tim Hobert, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

“After I finish you, I'm gonna find that little bastard son of yours. And I'm gonna show him both of his dead parents! And I'm gonna tell him it was all your fault!”

— Edward Allen Bernero, Erica Messer, Rick Dunkle, Chris Mundy, Simon Mirren, Breen Frazier, Oanh Ly, The Reaper, C. Thomas Howell, imdb.com

“If God is everywhere always...he’s spending a lot of time hanging out in strip joints. Filthy bastard!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“Yeah! That's how they talk. You know, everyone's either a bastard or a son of a bitch. Yeah, it's like, uh, ‘Boy, that son of a bitch Boggs can really hit, uh?!’”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times! It's never looked so strange! The faces...so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches...my heart aches...but my feet...my feet are resilient! (Thank God I took off my heels, and put…”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com