“Brittany Taylor: The Telltale Heart? I LOVE romance novels! Daria: Yeah, nothing says 'Be Mine' like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard.”Tagged: Romantic Novels, Be Mine, heart, Edgar Allen Poe, Sassy
“My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate, because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.”Tagged: Life, Career, Path, Goals, Bitter
“Jane: She's cute, there are different standards for cute people. Daria: You mean no standards.”Tagged: Standards, Cute, Cute People, No Standards
“The problem with going to restaurants is that they're not in my room.”Tagged: Introvert, Going Out, antisocial, Restaurants
“Brittany: If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong. Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain! Daria: You know, Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.”Tagged: Boyfriend, Jealousy, Brain, Lab Partner, Dating
“Do you think I'm a rigid, unrealistic, unforgiving self-righteous jerk who can't hold on to a friend?”Tagged: Rigid, unrealistic, Jerk, Friendship
“Dr. Bacon: Actually, I think we need to wear each others faces for a while. Quinn: Eww! Like that movie with that guy and that other guy? Daria: Can I do the surgery? Dr. Bacon: No, no, no. I'm talking about a little role-playing.”Tagged: therapy, faces, Surgery, Role-playing, Family
“Quinn: Eww! You're not really gonna eat all that fat, are you? Daria: No, I'm going to stick it in my boots 'cause I love the squishy, squishy feeling 'round my toes.”Tagged: fat, Eat, Squish, Boots, Gross
“Increasing visibility is a good thing, and it will surely make us more... visible. To do that we should, uh... develop our strategy and strategize our development. Implement solutions and solutionize implementations. Aggressively.”Tagged: Stumbling, strategy, Job Interview, Problem Solve
“Jake: Hey, look at this one! 'Kick-ass I-startup, superjazzed about expansion, seeks visionary dot-com expert for media leadership position.' Where do I sign up?! Helen: Jake, you don't know a thing about the Internet.”Tagged: Jobs, Start Up, Application, Leadership, Internet
“I can't get the phrase, 'damn idiot teachers with their damn idiot brains,' out of my head.”Tagged: idiots, Teachers, Brain, Frustration