“Do you think I'm a rigid, unrealistic, unforgiving self-righteous jerk who can't hold on to a friend?”
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“[while watching a KISS video] You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.”
“[watching the video for 'Hangin' Tough' by New Kids on the Block] Butt-Head: This video…”