“Jimmy: So I'm here because you want me to assault a police officer. Mike: I am asking you to take a few ounces of lukewarm coffee and spill it on him. I doubt that satisfies the definition of 'assault,' but, hey, you're the lawyer.”Tagged: Assault, Police, Lawyers
“I guess I shouldn't be surprised I have to tell you this. But it's probably a bad idea that you willingly talk to the police, being a criminal and all.”Tagged: criminal, Police, Idiot