My sister is uptight and beautiful and probably anorexic, but clothes look awesome on her.
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Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge (born 14 July 1985) is an English actress, writer, playwright and director, active on stage and on television. 2Early life Waller-Bridge was born in West London, the daughter of Michael Waller-Bridge and Teresa Waller-Bridge (née Clerke). She grew up in Ealing in West London, and has a younger brother, Jasper Waller-Bridge, who is a music manager, and an older sister, Isobel Waller-Bridge, who is a composer and did the music for Fleabag. Her parents are divorced. 2Education Waller-Bridge was educated at St Augustine's Priory, a Catholic independent school for girls in the London Borough of Ealing, followed by the independent sixth form college DLD College London in Marylebone, London. Previously accepted at Trinity College, Dublin, where she planned on studying English, Waller-Bridge graduated from the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London. 2Career In 2009, Waller-Bridge made her acting debut in the play Roaring Trade at Soho Theatre. Waller-Bridge appeared in the second season of drama Broadchurch. In addition to acting, Waller-Bridge is a playwright. Her work includes the series of plays Goo
Don't make me hate you. Loving you is painful enough.
I wish he'd just fuck me. All he wants to do is make love.
Oh. Dropped my cucumber.
Oh. Dropped my cucumber.
I'm not obsessed with sex. I just can't stop thinking about it. The performance of it. The awkwardness of it. The drama of it.
I took half an hour trying to look nice, and I ended up looking amazing.
I took half an hour trying to look nice, and I ended up looking amazing.
No-one wants to admit there's a problem because then they don't get to have crazy nights out with Fun Drunk Martin. He's one of those men who is explosively sexually inappropriate with everyone, but makes you feel bad if you take offense because he was 'just being fun.'
No-one wants to admit there's a problem because then they don't get to have crazy nights out with Fun Drunk Martin. He's one of those men who is explosively sexually inappropriate with everyone, but makes you feel bad if you take offense because he was 'just being fun.'
It's like having sex with a protractor.
It's like having sex with a protractor.
I don't think you have to be alone to be lonely.
I don't think you have to be alone to be lonely.
Just wrap your willy up in a bow and screw her.
Just wrap your willy up in a bow and screw her.
I don't carry a vagina around with me. That'd be way too provocative.
I don't carry a vagina around with me. That'd be way too provocative.
I haven't farted in about three years.