“Lucy: You remember my dad? Jimmy: Oh yeah, the God guy. Eric: Yeah, I see how you charmed my daughter.”Tagged: God, Religious, Reverend, charmed, charming
“Eric: What can I do for you? Jake: Let me get straight to the point. I heard that you and my wife are having an affair. Eric: Yeah, I've heard those stories, but I don't believe any of them.”Tagged: Wife, Marriage, affair, Stories, Rumors
“Matt: I couldn't move. I couldn't breathe. I couldn't even think. Eric: Those are all normal feelings and reactions. Matt: Not for Mom. She's been so calm about everything, and I just sat there while that piece of junk took all our stuff. Eric: What do you think you should have done? Matt: I don't…”Tagged: Mug, Feelings, reactions, calm, wedding ring
“There's always going to be somebody who'll try to take your dignity and self-esteem. Just never let them take your voice.”Tagged: dignity, Self-Esteem, Self-Worth, voice, wise
“Eric: Honey, I think you need to sit down now and try to relax. Annie: Bite me! Eric: 'Bite me'?!”Tagged: relax, bite me, Insult, Rude, Incredulous
“I shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning. I turned Ruthie into an atheist, I forced Matt to go out with Connie, Lucy and Mary are both dating 11-year olds and I still have to talk to Simon about that movie.”Tagged: Atheist, Dating, Children, Movie, Fatherhood
“Annie: You and Simon need some guy stuff to do together. I don't want him to feel left out. Eric: No, being left out is Lucy's job.”Tagged: Guys, Left Out, Insult, Rude, Snarky