“My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant, though, because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.”Tagged: homeownership, Arson
“Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?”Tagged: crushes, Sad, cry, Sad music
“People think you're gay now, Finn. And do you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!”Tagged: gay, beard
“They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Look at John Stamos.”Tagged: Talent, John Stamos, looks
“This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my office. I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester.”Tagged: disaster, armpits, body odor, Tanning, Failure
“We're dealing with children, they need to be terrified, it's like mother’s milk to them—without it their bones won't grow properly.”Tagged: Children, Discipline, Mother's Milk
“Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down.”Tagged: havoc, Chaos, Arson
“You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.”Tagged: Baywatch, body shaming
“Shouldn't you be in college or something? I thought gay people are all successful overachievers.”Tagged: College, gay, Overachievers, stereotypes
“You know what, I used to love coming here. But now this just reminds me of everything that I’ve lost.”Tagged: Loss, Regret
“I don't mind the fact that Glee made $1 billion and I didn't make anywhere near that. Like, I signed the contract. But I want to be able to move in the world and know, OK, where are my shows selling? Can I be involved in the selling of them? Can I have a say in where they're going? And I was never…”Tagged: Media Cliff Notes, Glee, Economics of Television, Contracts In Streaming TV
“Just because you have an idea does not mean you know how to properly execute it. Ideas are ingredients. Only a real mother knows how to prepare them.”Tagged: Ideas, Making Ideas A Reality, Thought vs. Action, Getting Ideas Ready for the World
“I am not gay, and I am certainly not sinful. What I am is a woman, Mother. Not your son, but your daughter.”Tagged: Coming out, Transgender