My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant, though, because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.
Catalog
Ryan Murphy
Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?
People think you're gay now, Finn. And do you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!
They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Look at John Stamos.
This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure and it's stinking up my office. I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester.
We're dealing with children, they need to be terrified, it's like mother’s milk to them—without it their bones won't grow properly.
I've never wanted kids... don't have the time, don't have the uterus.
Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down.
You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.
You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally.
I think money is energy, and I've always looked at it in that way.
I don't mind the fact that Glee made $1 billion and I didn't make anywhere near that. Like, I signed the contract. But I want to be able to move in the world and know, OK, where are my shows selling? Can I be involved in the selling of them? Can I have a say in where they're going? And I was never…
Just because you have an idea does not mean you know how to properly execute it. Ideas are ingredients. Only a real mother knows how to prepare them.
I am not gay, and I am certainly not sinful. What I am is a woman, Mother. Not your son, but your daughter.
It must be hard having to tell people they gonna die day after day.
You are not on my level!
I look too good not to be seen.