“Salem: FREEZE! Don’t squirt that perfume, unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up! Sabrina: Man, that was close! Salem: It’s not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet? Sabrina: Kirby? Salem: We’re back to getting beaten up here...”Tagged: manhood, Boy, Gender Swap, Magic, toxic masculinity
“Hippie Driver: Did that cat just talk? Or am I picking up his thoughts telepathically? Salem: You're right. You can read my mind. And now you're sensing my great need to stop in Philadelphia for a cheese-steak. Hippie Driver: I’m communicating with animals! This is so radical. Salem: Just drive,…”Tagged: joke, cats, Magic, woodstock, Telepathy
“I found the Fountain of Youth! It's the toilet!”Tagged: Fountain of Youth, Fantasy, Supernatural, joke, Toilet