“M’Lady: Salem, you’re the only one who understands me. Salem: Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.”Tagged: Understanding, Connection, joke, Rude, Sassy
“Sabrina: Salem, what are you doing? Salem: Nothing! Sabrina: You’re in a chatroom again pretending to be a woman, aren’t you? Salem: I like the attention”Tagged: Catfish, Technology, Chatroom, Attention, joke
“Hippie Driver: Did that cat just talk? Or am I picking up his thoughts telepathically? Salem: You're right. You can read my mind. And now you're sensing my great need to stop in Philadelphia for a cheese-steak. Hippie Driver: I’m communicating with animals! This is so radical. Salem: Just drive,…”Tagged: joke, cats, Magic, woodstock, Telepathy
“I found the Fountain of Youth! It's the toilet!”Tagged: Fountain of Youth, Fantasy, Supernatural, joke, Toilet
“Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz! Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table. Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim! Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business? Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman. Zelda: Why did the…”Tagged: joke, Amway, Pyramid Schemes, Yiddish, Camel