“M’Lady: Salem, you’re the only one who understands me. Salem: Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.”Tagged: Understanding, Connection, joke, Rude, Sassy
“Zelda: Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. Now! Salem: I’m thinking of how to word it. Hilda: Try 'I’m sorry.' Salem: Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...”Tagged: Sorry, Apology, Sassy, Bitchy, Rude
“Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz! Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table. Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim! Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business? Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman. Zelda: Why did the…”Tagged: joke, Amway, Pyramid Schemes, Yiddish, Camel
“I'm sorry, Sabrina. I didn't want to hurt you; I just wanted to rule you.”Tagged: Power Hungry, rule, Sassy, Apology