“Steve: Dad! There you are! Stan: Of-Of course I'm here. Wh-Where would I be? Alone? Touching myself? Steve: Yeah, right. Only perverts and Democrats do that.”Tagged: Alone, Touching Myself, Perverts, Democrats, masturbation
“It's called 'Fortress of Solitude.' Not 'Fortress of Come on In.'”Tagged: Fortress, Sassy, Alone, annoyed