“Terry: And what does the Ebony Falcon do? Peralta: Takes every precaution to ensure his own safety? Takes bad guys to jail and bad girls to bed. Terry: Hell yeah he does! Except now the Ebony Falcon is monogamous and too tired for sex, so his only indulgence is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits.”Tagged: Sex, Saftey, Cops, Jail, yogurt
“Peralta: Do I even weigh anything to you? Terry: No. It's like holding a couple of grapes.”Tagged: Weightless, Grapes, Easy, Strong
“I gotta say, the Chinese know how to make a terrible Scotch.”Tagged: Scotch, Drinking, Gross, Drunk, Strong