Debbie Thompson: Are there gonna be girls at the party? Rick Gassko: No...it’s a ‘stag’ party, and that means that the ‘does’ stay home! Debbie Thompson: I’m not talking about the ‘does.’ I’m talking about hookers. Rick Gassko: Ooohh...those!
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Tom Hanks
Thomas Jeffrey Hanks (born July 9, 1956) is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his various comedic and dramatic film roles, including Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), A League of Their Own (1992), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Philadelphia (1993), Forrest Gump (1994), Apollo 13 (1995), Saving Private Ryan (1998), You've Got Mail (1998), The Green Mile (1999), Cast Away (2000), Road to Perdition (2002), and The Da Vinci Code (2006), as well as for his voice work in the animated films The Polar Express (2004) and the Toy Story series. Hanks' films have grossed more than $4.5 billion at U.S. and Canadian box offices and more than $9.0 billion worldwide, making him the third highest-grossing actor in North America. Hanks has been nominated for numerous awards during his career. He won a Golden Globe Award and an Academy Award for Best Actor for his role in Philadelphia, as well as a Golden Globe, an Academy Award, a Screen Actors Guild Award, and a People's Choice Award for Best Actor for his role in Forrest Gump. In 2004, he received the Stanley Kubrick Britannia Award for Excellence in Film from the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA). In 2014, he received a Kennedy Center Honor and, in 2016, he received a Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Barack Obama, as well as the French Legion of Honor. Hanks is also known for his collaborations with film director Steven Spielberg on Saving Private Ryan, Catch Me If You Can (2002), The Terminal (2004), and Bridge of Spies (2015), as well as the 2001 miniseries Band of Brothers, which launched Hanks as a successful director, producer, and screenwriter. In 2010, Spielberg and Hanks were executive producers on the HBO miniseries The Pacific (a companion piece to Band of Brothers). 2Early life Hanks was born in Concord, California, the son of Janet Marylyn (née Frager; died 2016), a hospital worker, and Amos Mefford Hanks, an itinerant coo
I hope you like potato salad...it’s chunky style...my favorite!
Debbie Thompson: Rick, you promise you won’t fool around at your bachelor party? Rick Gassko: I swear on my mother’s grave. Debbie Thompson: Your mother’s still alive. Rick Gassko: Well, if I go back on my word, I’ll kill her.
[tasting some of his own dinner] This is the food prison riots are made out of.
Rick Gassko: What the hell are you doing? Brad: I’m slashing my wrist. Rick Gassko: With an electric razor? Brad: Yeah, I couldn’t find any razor blades. Rick Gassko: Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.
Uh-oh. It’s Mr. Laughs.
Cole Whittier: The car has low mileage and handles like a dream. Rick Gassko: Well, so does Debbie.
Rick Gassko: [after Stan has left the syringe for taking blood sticking out of his arm] Um, Stan? Is this supposed to be like this? Dr. Stan Gassko: Uh...no, that’s incorrect. [carefully removes syringe]
Rick Gassko: Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the ‘no smoking’ sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely. [Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling] Thank you for being Catholic and…
[greeting everybody at table] Cole Whittier: Mr. Thompson...Mrs. Thompson...Debbie...and... Rick Gassko: Bond. James Bond.
Mr. Thompson: [tied up and gagged] MMF MFF MFFFFF MFFF! Rick Gassko: He says he’s having a wonderful time and he’s thinking of changing his name to Spike.
Well, Mr. Thompson, that’s quite a list. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch!
Rick Gassko: Who was that? Jay O’Neill: I dunno. Rick Gassko: [pointing to the arrow] And what’s this? Jay O’Neill: Search me. Rick Gassko: [Another arrow hits the wall] What about this? Jay O’Neill: Still drawing a blank. Rick Gassko: [Seeing Cole across the way] He look familiar to you? Jay…
It’s time for spice, and the lucky spice is...paprika! ‘Oh thank you, thank you! You’ve made me the happiest spice in the world!’