Quotes tagged ‘Bacon’

“We share a love of bacon. Huzzah.”

— Tony McNamara, Peter, Nicholas Hoult, imdb.com

“Grandpa: What the... what the hell is this? John: That's lite beer. Grandpa: Gee, I weigh ninety goddamn pounds, and you bring me this sloppin' foam? John: Ariel's got me on a diet because the doc said my cholesterol's a little too high. Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thur…”

— Mark Steven Johnson, Grandpa Gustafson, Burgess Meredith, imdb.com

“Quick, stuff your bra with bacon. Boys love bacon.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Connie the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.”

— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, Jules, Samuel L Jackson, imdb.com

“[shopping for condoms] Toby: Did you see the Pina Colada flavored? J.T.: Yeah! Too bad they don't have...bacon!”

— Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Linda Schuyler, Van Moore, Toby, Jake Goldsbie, imdb.com

“Golem: This boy knows nothing, observes none of the mitzvahs, labors on the Sabbath, dines on swine... Aaron: Everybody loves bacon!”

— Ben Edlund, Aaron Bass, Adam Rose, imdb.com

“How is a wife like bacon? They both look, smell, and taste amazing. They also both slowly kill you.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait... wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”

— Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sl…”

— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com