“[Chet is eating the last bite of the 96-ounce steak]
Roman: I think that just about does it.
Grill Chef: He's not done yet!
Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down!
Grill Chef: That ain't the last bite!
Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that plate but gristle and fat! [the chef raises his eyebrows] No problem. If I can get a dessert down him, think you can throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?”
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