“Daisy Duke: [Daisy walks into the sheriff’s office wearing a very revealing bikini] Enos? [leans in very close to him] Where’s Boss Hogg holding Uncle Jesse and Pauline?
Deputy Enos Strate: Uh, out at your farm.
Daisy Duke: Thanks, Enos. [gets up and walks off smiling] That’s got to be a new record.”
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