“Daisy Duke: [Daisy walks into the sheriff’s office wearing a very revealing bikini] Enos? [leans in very close to him] Where’s Boss Hogg holding Uncle Jesse and Pauline? Deputy Enos Strate: Uh, out at your farm. Daisy Duke: Thanks, Enos. [gets up and walks off smiling] That’s got to be a new record.”Tagged: Sexy
“Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm. Pauline: They planted a still? Why would they have to plant a still? Daisy Duke: ‘Cause they’re too damn dumb to find our real still.”Tagged: Moonshine
“Daisy Duke: You know what’s gonna happen? They’re gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I’m gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out. Uncle Jesse: That’s why we love ya, honey.”Tagged: Jail, ass
“Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm. Pauline: They *planted* a still? Why would they have to plant a still? Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.”Tagged: Moonshine, Car Movies