“Look King Kong. Why don’t you take you and your ‘1980 pick-up lines’, climb all the way up…”

“Lisa: I’m Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery. Kevin Copeland: This one goes…”

“Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Sweetie! You’ve got to slow up with those cosmos!…”

“Hi, I’m Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don’t forget about me, I’m Backfat…”