“Audrey: It’s amazing how many beautiful women live in New York. I actually find it kind of intimidating.
Kramer: Well, you’re just as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job.”
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“Winners don’t make excuses when the other side plays the game.”
“Elaine: Is it possible I’m not attractive as I think I am? Jerry: Anything’s possible.”
“You bad man! You very bad man!”
“Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we’ve seen.…”