Quotes tagged ‘Nose Job’

(4 total)

“I'm gonna go see my new nose, and then I'll bring it outside.”

“Agent Jake Harper: Hi. I, I, um...I need a credit card, please. And, and some I.D., please. Kevin Copeland: [‘Brittany’ takes ‘her’ I.D. out of ‘her’ handbag and realizes it has Kevin’s information and photo on. ‘She’ quickly thinks and acts offended] Credit card? I.D.? I’m so freakin’ pissed! First…”

— Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Andrew McElfresh, Xavier Cook, Michael Anthony Snowden, Kevin Copeland, Shawn Wayans, imdb.com

“Steve Sanders: You got a nose job! Kelly Taylor: Yeah, I did. Steve Sanders: Looks good. Kelly Taylor: Big improvement, huh! Steve Sanders: Yeah, they took about a foot off. Kelly Taylor: Now I know why I broke up with you.”

— Darren Star, Steve Sanders, Ian Ziering, imdb.com

“Audrey: It’s amazing how many beautiful women live in New York. I actually find it kind of intimidating. Kramer: Well, you’re just as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job.”

— Peter Mehlman, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com