Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty-droppers. You understand? That’s it.

Mox: What?

Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give ‘em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It’s very nice.

Mox: [laughing]

Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It’s nice.

Mox: Tweeder, you think you’ll enjoy prison?

Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don’t know. [looks into his jockstrap] The fuck is that?

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