“Why do blondes love boob jobs? It’s really the only job they’re qualified for.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Boob Jobs, Breast Implants, Dumb Blonde Jokes
“How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer? You’ll find Wite-Out all over the screen.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Wite-Out, Dumb Blonde Jokes, computer
“Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end? Because they say ‘concentrate.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Orange Juice, Dumb Blonde Jokes, Concentrate
“What’s every blonde’s dream in life? To be like Vanna White and actually learn the alphabet.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Alphabet, Spelling, Vanna White
“What did the blonde say after glimpsing a box of Cheerios? ‘OMG! Donut seeds!’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Cheerios
“Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said it was for ‘two to four years.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Jigsaw Puzzle, Toys
“How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says ‘lather, rinse, repeat.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes, Shampoo, shower
“How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ‘flip’ on both sides of a sheet of paper.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes
“Why do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Dumb Blonde Jokes