Quotes tagged ‘Breast Implants’

(10 total)

“If she want titties, I pay for 'em.”

“Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, checking in! [slams into postcard and knickknack holder, scattering items *loudly* across reception desk with his fake breasts] Kevin Copeland: Sorry, um, they’re new. Dr. Dorfman did an amazing job. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilso…”

— Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Andrew McElfresh, Xavier Cook, Michael Anthony Snowden, Kevin Copeland, Shawn Wayans, imdb.com

“You know your body more than anyone else does.”

— Sia Cooper, insideedition.com

“There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.”

— Kourtney Kang, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

“Special Agent Seeley Booth: You have a boat? Dr. Anton Kostov: I do four boob jobs a day at twenty grand a pop. Of course I have a boat.”

— Hart Hanson, Kathy Reichs, Seeley Booth, David Boreanaz, imdb.com

“Secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she, uh, kayaks, and they're real.”

— Sera Gamble, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

“What do you call a nanny with breast implants? A faux-pair.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Why do blondes love boob jobs? It’s really the only job they’re qualified for.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Wife: ‘Can I spend $20,000 on breast implants?’ Husband: ‘Why don’t you just rub toilet paper all over your chest?’ Wife: ‘I don’t get it.’ Husband: ‘Worked on your ass, didn’t it?’”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“I think you're both mentally ill. And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular.”

— Peter Mehlman, Sidra, Teri Hatcher, imdb.com