“Why did God even create men? Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: God, Vibrators
“What do you call a woman with PMS and ESP? A bitch who really does know everything.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: pms, ESP, Bitch
“What’s the best way to find a truly committed man? Visit the closest mental hospital.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Mental Hospital, feminism
“What’s the difference between a clitoris and a golfball? A man will actually look for a golfball.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: clitoris, Golfball, feminism
“How are men like parking spaces? All the good ones are taken, and the ones left over are disabled.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Parking, Disabled, Puns, Analogies, feminism
“What should you do if your man walks out? Shut the door and celebrate.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Being Dumped, feminism
“What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Misandry, Puns, feminism
“Why shouldn’t you let a man’s mind wander? Because it’s way too little to be out all alone.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Jokes, feminism, Misandry