“Love is blind. Marrying a man, on the other hand, is a real eye opener.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Love, Marriage, feminism
“How come it’s so hard to make a fool out of a man? Because most of them are the DIY type in that way.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: DIY, feminism
“How do you get a man to have the best orgasm possible? Who cares?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: orgasm, feminism
“You might as well go for a younger guy. Why? They never mature anyway.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Younger Guys, feminism
“What’s the definition of a perpetual bachelor? A man who’s missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Bachelor, Miserable, feminism
“If February is Black History Month and March is Women’s History Month, what happens the rest of the year? Discrimination.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Black History Month, Women's History Month, discrimination, March, february
“Why does the average woman reportedly want beauty more than brains? Because the average man can see so much better than he thinks.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: beauty, Brains, feminism
“What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? Same time next month?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Lesbian, Vampires, periods, feminism
“I’ve received hundreds of responses to my ad seeking a husband, and they all say the exact same thing: ‘Take mine, please.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: husbands, feminism
“Why did God make Adam before Eve? Everyone needs a rough draft before they make the final copy.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: God, adam, eve
“How is a man like a gun? Keep one around long enough, and you’ll definitely want to shoot him.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Guns, Violence, feminism
“Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg? They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Sperm, egg, Reproduction, feminism
“Why shouldn’t you trust a man who claims he ‘wears the pants’? He probably lies about other shit, too.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: lying, feminism
“How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It’s not the lightbulb that needs changing.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: feminism, Lightbulb Jokes
“What’s the difference between a knife and an argumentative man? A knife has a point.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Knife, Puns
“What kind of man can you actually change? The ones still in diapers.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Diapers, feminism
“How are splinters better than a man? Splinters are a pain, but they go away eventually.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Splinters, Pain
“What do you call a man who’s lost 95 percent of his intelligence? Divorced.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Intelligence, Divorce, feminism
“What do a balloon and a man have in common? One prick pretty much ruins them.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Balloon, Man, Prick