50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit

“What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.”

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“What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.”

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“What do you call a snowman that can walk? Snow-mobile.”

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“What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? A pineapple!”

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“What’s Santa’s favorite candy? Jolly Ranchers.”

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“Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.”

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“What do you get when you deep fry Santa? Crisp Cringle.”

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“Why is Santa always cast as the lead in the local musical? Because he has such good presents.”

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“Why is Santa so good at karate? Cause he’s got a black belt.”

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“How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.”

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“Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no body to go with.”

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“Why is Santa kind of scared of chimneys? Because he’s so claus-trophobic.”

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“What part of the body do you only see around Christmas? The mistletoe. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!”

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“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.”

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“Why do Christmas trees like the past so much? Because the present’s beneath them.”

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“Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish.”

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“What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas Day? Sandyclaws.”

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“Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit.”

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“Where does Santa keep all his money? At the local snow bank.”

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“What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.”

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