Season 1

“You wanna know what I'm good at? I'm good at killing people”

— Alec Berg, Bill Hader, Barry Berkman, Bill Hader, imdb.com

“"I'm a good person.”

— Alec Berg, Bill Hader, Barry Berkman, Bill Hader, imdb.com

“Henry: [to Barry] You are not listening to your acting partner. Sally: Thank you! Henry: Stay out of this.”

— Emily Heller, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, imdb.com

“That's not even the fucking line!”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Sally Reed, Sarah Goldberg, imdb.com

“Are you on drugs, Barry? Because getting clean is an important part of an actor's journey.”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, imdb.com

“Apparently, we were unintelligible.”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, imdb.com

“A little story to illustrate: I was doing Long Day's Journey into Night at the Pasadena Playhouse with a bunch of coke heads. It's usually about a three-hour play. We could bring it in at just under thirty-seven minutes. We thought we great!”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, imdb.com

“Look at you. You are so little. I could rock you like a baby.”

— Sarah Solemani, Detective Janice Moss, Paula Newsome, imdb.com

“I could drop kick you in the middle of the restaurant. Everybody would applaud and then I'd beat the fuck out of you.”

— Sarah Solemani, Detective Janice Moss, Paula Newsome, imdb.com

“I would like you to rock me like a baby.”

— Sarah Solemani, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, imdb.com

“Remember that liquor distributor in Canton you stabbed in the nuts? I think Goran's the kind of man who would find something like that intriguing. So work it into the conversation, to make him aware that, you know, you'll go there.”

— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, Monroe Fuches, Stephen Root, imdb.com