Season 2

“Darrin Stephens: I'm doing this for Sam's good. Believe me, I know every ache and pain that she has, and it hurts me more than her. Endora: It doesn't yet, but it will.”

— Howard Leeds, imdb.com

“Darrin Stephens: You know, Endora, sometimes you can be almost human. Endora: This is no time to be insulting.”

— Bernard Slade, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

“As I was saying, there are times when being a witch can be very satisfying.”

— Paul Wayne, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

“Samantha Stephens: That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick! Endora: Yes, it was. And I'm quite pleased with myself.”

— John L. Greene, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

“Gladys Kravitz: [talking about Samantha] I bet she has some strange disease, and we could catch it. Abner, you wanna wake up with something strange? Abner Kravitz: I've been doing that for twenty years. Why change now?”

— Paul Wayne, Gladys Kravitz, Alice Pearce, imdb.com

“Samantha Stephens: Well, I've learned something very important tonight. Darrin Stephens: What's that? Samantha Stephens: Never let your husband criticize on an empty stomach.”

— Paul Wayne, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

“Try to understand, Darrin, you're only a mortal. No offense.”

— Ron Friedman, Uncle Arthur, Paul Lynde, imdb.com

“Where there's a witch, there's a way, you know.”

— Bernard Slade, Aunt Clara, Marion Lorne, imdb.com

“Darrin Stephens: But if that mother of yours ever pulls a stunt like that again, I'm gonna use a little magic of my own. Make a few of her teeth disappear. Samantha Stephens: And no jury will convict you.”

— Howard Leeds, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

“Endora: I hate to criticize a man when he's down, Samantha, but Donald always struck me as being overly sensitive. Samantha Stephens: His name is Darrin!”

— Richard Baer, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com