“It's hard to move on. Every time you think you have, you see that there's a lot more moving to do.”— Dominic Dierkes, Constance, Pam Grier, imdb.comTagged: Moving On, Relationships
“You make me feel like I can't breathe, like my heart is skipping beats, like I'm about to die, but it's sublime.”— Dominic Dierkes, Rudy, Ed Begley Jr., imdb.comTagged: heart skips a beat, Sublime, Nervous, romance, Intimacy
“He's a tall glass of buttermilk, and I'm planning on taking a sip.”— Dominic Dierkes, Constance, Pam Grier, imdb.comTagged: Tall Glass of Water, interested, romance
“But not getting to know you, that would be one of my greatest regrets.”— Chelsea Devantez, Rudy, Ed Begley Jr., imdb.comTagged: Knowledge, Regrets, Getting To Know Her
“You don't want a piece of this, baby. I get full refunds for things I didn't even buy, including automobiles! I get pilots kicked off of planes. I'm the reason you can only leave three reviews a day on Yelp.”— Chelsea Devantez, Donna, Susie Essman, imdb.comTagged: Negotation , Full Refund, Money, cost
“Kay: My sorority pulled much worse pranks. Rio: Really? Kay: Yeah, one time they sold me on Ebay for a dollar.”— Chelsea Devantez, Kay Bowman, Lennon Parham, imdb.comTagged: Ebay , Pranks, Money, dollar, sorority
“Sometimes I cry so hard, I can feel it in my nuts.”— Craig Rowin, Beau, David Koechner, imdb.comTagged: cry, hard, feels
“I cook, I clean, and I make it happen between the sheets.”— Craig Rowin, Mike, Dax Shepard, imdb.comTagged: Cook, Clean, Sex, Sheets
“Nobody's strong all the time, except Monica Lewinsky, and you know I've been at her side from the very beginning.”— Craig Rowin, Donna, Susie Essman, imdb.comTagged: Strong, Monica Lewinsky , On Your Side
“I'm coming for your weasel ass.”— Craig Rowin, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.comTagged: weasel, Empowered, Strong
“Being strong doesn't mean doing everything on your own.”— Craig Rowin, Donna, Susie Essman, imdb.comTagged: Strong, strength, Partner
“I'm mentally and physically incapable of survival.”— Craig Rowin, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.comTagged: Survival, mental, physical, Tough
“I'm very happy with everything else that's wrong with me.”— Craig Rowin, Rudy, Ed Begley Jr., imdb.comTagged: Happy, Wrong, issues
“In New York we had an equal partnership. We were both independent, capable people, and now you just expect me to break out the lemons and the corn starch and make lemonade for you and Rudy?”— Craig Rowin, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.comTagged: New York, equal, Equality, Partner, Partnership
“My code name is 'Potato.'”— Craig Rowin, Rudy, Ed Begley Jr., imdb.comTagged: Code Name, Potato, Codes
“You can't call the sherif when a chicken dies, just like you can't call the gynecologist when the internet goes dead.”— Craig Rowin, Constance, Pam Grier, imdb.comTagged: Sherif , chicken, Internet, Gynocologist
“You're buff as hell. You got this.”— Craig Rowin, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.comTagged: Buff, Strong, confident
“I learned that people will come to you in their own time.”— Alyssa Lane, Alex Sherman, Constance, Pam Grier, imdb.comTagged: People, Time, Work, Bonds
“This is a magic moment, and you're crapping all over it.”— Alyssa Lane, Alex Sherman, Kay Bowman, Lennon Parham, imdb.comTagged: Magic, moment, Ruined, Soiled
“Cones are for ice cream, for happy times.”— Alyssa Lane, Alex Sherman, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.comTagged: ice cream, Happy, Cones