Season

Season 2

by Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, Hannibal Buress, Chris Gethard, John Gemberling and 3 others

(11 total)

Characters

Ilana Glazer (10)Jen Statsky (9)Ilana Wexler (8)Anthony King (8)Naomi Ekperigin (8)Abbi Jacobson (5)Paul W. Downs (2)Lucia Aniello (2)Abbi Abrams (2)Hannibal Buress (1)

“THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!”

— Lucia Aniello, Paul W. Downs, Naomi Ekperigin, Jen Statsky, Anthony King, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: Excited, Happy, Overwhelmed, happiest day of my life, Life

“I'd shoot you in the face and shoot myself in the heart.”

— Anthony King, Naomi Ekperigin, Jen Statsky, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: shoot, Death, face, heart, Gun

“Nomo FOMO.”

— Jen Statsky, Anthony King, Naomi Ekperigin, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: no more, fear of missing out, FOMO

“You're my favorite little jewie this side of saint louie.”

— Naomi Ekperigin, Anthony King, Jen Statsky, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com

Tagged: Favorite Person, Jew, saint louie

“Simply yes or no. Did you or did you not peg.”

— Jen Statsky, Anthony King, Naomi Ekperigin, Paul W. Downs, Lucia Aniello, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: Questions, did you, did you not, peg

“Four R’s, my friend: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rihanna.”

— Naomi Ekperigin, Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Jen Statsky, Anthony King, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: Advice, reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna

“Check it. I got a dirty ass martini and a clean white power suit.”

— Naomi Ekperigin, Anthony King, Jen Statsky, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: check it, power suit, play on words, martini

“My biggest weakness is that I lose my purse a lot.”

— Naomi Ekperigin, Anthony King, Jen Statsky, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: Weakness, Interview, Losing, purse, mistake

“I finally masturbated above the covers, without my eyes being closed. That was a really big journal entry.”

— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com

Tagged: masturbation, Journal Entry

“If I mess up this white girl’s teeth, the black dentistry game is over.”

— Ilana Grazer, Abbi Jacobson, Lincoln Rice, Hannibal Buress, imdb.com

Tagged: White Girls, Black Dentistry

“Do you ever get hair from your head stuck in your buttcrack in the shower?”

— Jen Statsky, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

Tagged: shower, Buttcrack