Season

Season 5

by Thomas Gibson, Joe Mantegna, Matthew Gray Gubler, Shemar Moore, Paget Brewster and 6 others

The fifth season of Criminal Minds premiered on CBS on September 23, 2009 and ended May 26, 2010. Episode 18 was a pilot episode for the spin-off series Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior.

(18 total)

Characters

Breen Frazier (5)Matthew Gray Gubler (5)Dr. Spencer Reid (5)A. J. Cook (4)Jennifer Jareau (4)Paget Brewster (3)Joe Mantegna (3)Edward Allen Bernero (3)Erica Messer (3)David Rossi (3)

“Well, then let me give you your first lesson. When something goes out on the Internet, it's out there forever. Now, you're going to jail; that's a foregone conclusion. But unless you cooperate with me, I will do everything I can to make sure that the next time your grandkids Google you, they will fi…”

— Breen Frazier, David Rossi, Joe Mantegna, imdb.com

Tagged: Internet is Forever, Google, monsters

“Emily Prentiss: Mick Rawson is an arrogant, uh oversexed, egotistical... Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Hot British dude with a sexy accent, badge and gun. Just your type.”

— Rick Dunkle, Emily Prentiss, Paget Brewster, imdb.com

Tagged: Arrogant, Oversexed, Egotistical, Sexy

“Evil can't be scientifically defined. It's an illusory moral concept that doesn't exist in nature. Its origins and connotations have been inextricably linked to religion and mythology.”

— Erica Messer, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

Tagged: Beyond Good and Evil, Good, Evil, Religion, Mythology

“Trooper Pasternak: Why is it when men kill themselves, it gets everywhere, but women don't leave a mess, like they were never there? David Rossi: Women worry about who has to clean up. Men don't give a damn.”

— Edward Allen Bernero, David Rossi, Joe Mantegna, imdb.com

Tagged: Misandry, Anti-Male Stereotypes, Suicide, Messy

“Sheriff Ruiz: Every job has a patron saint. Cops have Saint Jude, doctors have Raphael the Archangel. But if you're a drug dealer or a killer, who do you pray to? Jennifer Jareau: The saint of death.”

— Victor De Jesus, Jennifer Jareau, A. J. Cook, imdb.com

Tagged: Patron Saints, Saint Jude, Cops, Raphael the Archangel, Drug Dealers

“Dr. Spencer Reid: Contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy. David Rossi: Hmm. You don't often hear 'popular' and 'decapitation' in the same sentence.”

— Victor De Jesus, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

Tagged: Decapitation, Popular

“Arsonists are often mission based. They need to make sure their first fire has burnt out before they set another one. They're also highly disciplined and focused. If conditions aren't right to set a fire or, in this case, slash a throat, they'll move on.”

— Jess Prosser, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

Tagged: Arson, Discipline, Focus, Arsonists

“Aaron Hotchner: There are lots of ways that sons defeat their fathers. Dr. Spencer Reid: I just keep getting Ph.D.s.”

— Jess Prosser, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

Tagged: Oedipus Complex

“I need you to listen to me, 'cause it might be the last time I ever get to talk to you. I haven't been a good enough father. You're fourteen. You have no idea how terrifying that is. So I've tried to control what you do and who you see, because I wanted to keep you safe, and I wanted you to go off t…”

— Edward Allen Bernero, Ben McBride, Jason Wiles, imdb.com

Tagged: Remorse, Regret, Apologies, Bad Fathers, I Love You

“Sometimes a suicidal person, in the days leading up to the act, will just blur out ‘I love you’ to family. Sort of like a goodbye.”

— Jim Clemente, Jennifer Jareau, A. J. Cook, imdb.com

Tagged: Suicide, Last Goodbye, I Love You

“When someone feels trapped in what feels like a hopeless situation, pulling the trigger or swallowing pills or hanging yourself seems like the only way out.”

— Jim Clemente, Jennifer Jareau, A. J. Cook, imdb.com

Tagged: Suicide, trapped, hopeless, Pills

“After I finish you, I'm gonna find that little bastard son of yours. And I'm gonna show him both of his dead parents! And I'm gonna tell him it was all your fault!”

— Edward Allen Bernero, Erica Messer, Rick Dunkle, Chris Mundy, Simon Mirren, Breen Frazier, Oanh Ly, The Reaper, C. Thomas Howell, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats, Sadism, Bastard

“It never ceases to amaze me how dark obsession can get.”

— Holly Harold, Emily Prentiss, Paget Brewster, imdb.com

Tagged: Darkness, Obsession

“There was this young prince who wanted to win the heart of the fairest maiden in the land, so he climbed to the top of the tallest tower in the kingdom and he caught a falling star for her. Unfortunately, he was so excited that he dropped it and it smashed into all of these pieces. So he frantically…”

— Jim Clemente, Emily Prentiss, Paget Brewster, imdb.com

Tagged: Young Prince, fairy tales, Fair Maiden

“Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Baton Rouge thinks have a white supremacist problem. Aaron Hotchner: What's your take Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [Surprised] Really Aaron Hotchner: Yeah, I'd like to hear it. Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: We're dealing with an individual, not a group. Aaron Hotchner: Why? Jennifer 'JJ' Jare…”

— Breen Frazier, Jennifer Jareau, A. J. Cook, imdb.com

Tagged: white supremacists, Baton Rouge, Militia

“Well, the brain is a machine, designed to respond to stimuli. You keep the brain awake but the body immobile, it breaks down, loses its hair. After two months it eventually strokes out.”

— Breen Frazier, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

Tagged: Ghost in the Machine, Brain, Machine, Stroke

“Sean: You're either a dead man or a cop. Which one is it? David Rossi: Right now, I'm just an old friend.”

— Breen Frazier, David Rossi, Joe Mantegna, imdb.com

Tagged: Dead Man, cop, Old Friend

“My least three favorite words strung together: I don't know.”

— Erica Messer, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com

Tagged: Playing Dumb