Season 2

“This is not fantasy. This is reality. I'm stuck for my life! I'm stuck and I'll be stuck forever!”

— Michael Ryan, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“You are stupid! You are stupid! And don't forget, you are stupid!”

— John McIntyre, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“I am not a cookie!”

— Mark O'Hare, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Too blinded was I not to foresee the most piteous of fates.”

— Don Shank, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations!”

— Don Shank, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“That was all your fault, you gnome!”

— John McIntyre, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Well, 'mom,' I wouldn't have gotten an A minus, IF MY STUPID SISTER WOULD STOP BUGGING ME!”

— Rob Renzetti, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Dexter: Computer, what the heck is going on?! Computer: Goo goo ga ga goo goo pee-pee! Dexter: Hmm, yes, pee-pee...”

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Tattooist: So, what image shall I forever scar into your skin? A skull head, a flaming skull head, or the flaming skull head-snake-rose combo? Dee Dee: Um, the club didn't specify, but I was thinking maybe a....gingerbread man?”

— Robert Alvarez, Dee Dee, Kath Soucie, imdb.com

“You know, I still have all of my baby teeth.”

— Robert Alvarez, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Space? Been there, done that.”

— Robert Alvarez, Genndy Tartakovsky, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Mom! Dexter's mooning me!”

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dee Dee, Allison Moore, imdb.com

“This is the greatest day of my entire life! [Dexter's head then gets hit by the top edge of the roller coaster's tunnel]”

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Rob Renzetti, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“No, Monkey! That's not candy! That's boiling lava!”

— Jason Butler Rote, Genndy Tartakovsky, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“I know she is my sister, a girl and the neighborhood champ, but could you please tell Dee-Dee to stop PUMMELLING ME WITH SNOWBALLS?!”

— Jason Butler Rote, Genndy Tartakovsky, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Good night Einstein. Good night Major Glory! Good night, ghost of dead Fishy.”

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Dexter: What are Hamhocks? Dee Dee: They're gross!”

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Silly robot! School is for kids.”

— Jason Butler Rote, Genndy Tartakovsky, Dee Dee, Allison Moore, imdb.com

“Dexter: Ants are... Dee Dee: Icky! Dexter: To be respected.”

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com