Episode

Batshit Valley

: Part 1

by Seth Meyers, Ra-Sharir, Necar Zadegan, Owen Wilson, Michael Keaton and 7 others

In 1980, enigmatic cult leader Father Ra-Shawbard and his followers descended on the small town of Chinook, Oregon, sparking a feud with the local residents that catapulted to national attention.

(12 total)

Characters

Seth Meyers (12)Owen Wilson (6)Father Ra-Shawbard (6)Ra-Sharir (2)Ra-Tembler (2)Paul Bright (2)Marge Middleton (2)Necar Zadegan (2)Deb Hiett (2)

“Breath is the answer to everything.”

— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Breath, breathe, calm, Relaxed

“Listen, you idiots. I work for the F.B.I.”

— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: idiots, FBI, Listen

“It did surprise me that a man who spoke of the purity of mind and soul had cocaine.”

— Seth Meyers, Ra-Tembler, Paul Bright, imdb.com

Tagged: surprise, Mind, Soul, Drugs, hypocrite

“Send someone to get my blue hat. I'm a little chilled.”

— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Chilled , Blue Hat

“This is the mockery of a holy man! A man of whom every part is sacred, including his butthole, of which this town knows nothing.”

— Seth Meyers, Ra-Sharir, Necar Zadegan, imdb.com

Tagged: Mockery, Man, butt, sacred, Town

“Get me my cocaine!”

— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: order, upset, Drugs

“This is America. You cannot open a juice bar in a muffler shop.”

— Seth Meyers, Marge Middleton, Deb Hiett, imdb.com

Tagged: America, Juice Bar , Muffler Shop

“Why don't you go talk to your vegetables.”

— Seth Meyers, Marge Middleton, Deb Hiett, imdb.com

Tagged: Sassy, mean, vegetables

“Maybe I would have been nicer to the townspeople had they not been so fat and stupid.”

— Seth Meyers, Ra-Sharir, Necar Zadegan, imdb.com

Tagged: Nice, Townspeople, fat, Stupid, Rude

“The world has enough aggression and escalation without us adding to it.”

— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: World, Aggression, Escalation

“So I ask all of you to write down the names of your family members that you are leaving behind and put them in this basket. Along with their Social Security Number and their banking information. And then you will be free.”

— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Social Security, Bank, Names, Freedom, Scam

“He just wanted me to be free and happy. And isn't that what a father is supposed to want for his children?”

— Seth Meyers, Ra-Tembler, Paul Bright, imdb.com

Tagged: father, Son, Love, support, Free