“I tried to drown my sorrows in alcohol, but the bastards learned how to swim.”— Mark Chappell, Chip, Will Arnett, imdb.comTagged: Alcohol, Sorrows, Bastards
“Dennis: This guys is unbelievable, He wrote the fucking book on bullshit. Tilly: At least he says he did.”— Mark Chappell, Will Arnett, imdb.comTagged: Bullshit, unbelievable, Fucking
“Cooler: She is, like, my idea of the perfect wife. We would be so happy together for, like, 15 years. Chip: Wait, I'm sorry. Even your idea of the perfect fantasy wife ends in divorce? Cooler: Yeah. Yeah, for sure, but it would be amicable.”— Mark Chappell, Chip, Will Arnett, imdb.comTagged: perfect wife, Divorce
“[speaking to the group] I came to Venice by accident. No, let me rephrase that. I came to Venice because of an accident. Ten years ago, I killed a man. It was my fault. There's no excuse for it. You see, when it's left up to me, my best thinking, well, my best thinking tells me it's okay to get load…”— Will Arnett, Mark Chappell, Chip, Will Arnett, imdb.comTagged: accident, Murder, California, Drive
“Chip: I'm not not yet past the cut-off point. Dennis: You mean the point at which you cut her off? Chip: No. The point at which a series of casual hook-ups turns into a relationship. Dennis: Let me get this straight. So, you were willing to jeopardize our friendship for this girl, and you're not eve…”— Mark Chappell, Chip, Will Arnett, imdb.comTagged: Relationship, Cut-Off, Hook-Up