“Suck it, nice family.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: Suck It, Diss, Family
“June: Is there a God, honey? Oscar: I don't know. But there is a shuffleboard court here.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Shuffleboard, Questions, God
“We had some good times on that couch. Sorry, it sounded sexual. But I was most likely talking about when we played Uno.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: couch, sexual, Sex, Uno, Games
“We just kind of live. I know it sounds a little ironic, but, well, that's the only word I can think of.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: live, Irony
“Bitch, someone is paying you to go to Hawaii. It's already worked out.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Sharon, Kym Whitley, imdb.comTagged: travel, Free, Hawaii
“I don't really know how to live my life without him.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: Life, Love, Live without us
“You've got to tell the universe what you want so it will know what to give back to you.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Sharon, Kym Whitley, imdb.comTagged: Universe, Needs, Give Back
“Sharon: This morning, I found you on your couch, sucking down your sippy cups of wine. June: They are individual single pours because it's more efficient than opening a bottle. Oxygen is poison for wine.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: Wine, Drunk, Oxygen, Sippy Cups
“Let's get burgers. I bet they're really terrible.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Burgers, terrible, Gross
“How are children out in this weather? Their parents should be put in jail.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Children, Weather, Jail, cold
“Also, do you think just because I'm married, I can't get a baked potato whenever I want? Because I can. I'm eating baked potatoes all the fucking time.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: married, Choices, Independence, Extended Metaphor Examples, Baked Potato
“I love being single. You know what I do? Whatever I want all the time.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Sharon, Kym Whitley, imdb.comTagged: Single, Life, Choices
“Oscar: Remember the time we were here and we saw all those butterflies? June: Yeah that was really cool. Where do you think they were all going? Oscar: Probably the Grand Canyon. That's where I would go if I could fly.”— Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Butterflies, travel
“Ugh, you married people always talk about 'mixing things up'. That sounds real bleak.”— Alan Yang, Sharon, Kym Whitley, imdb.comTagged: Marriage