“Well, sometimes I blamed you for being in the way of me becoming this hypothetical amazing, new version of myself.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: Blame, Relationships, Hypothetical, Admittance
“You weren't the problem. I was. It was just a lot easier to blame you.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: Problem, Blame, Easy Choice
“If dead people get hangovers, I'm fucked.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Kase, Catherine Keener, imdb.comTagged: Hangover, Drinking, Drinks
“The only person you ever cared about is yourself.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Person, Care, hurt
“Fuck you nut, I win this time.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: Nut, Win, champion
“I tried a meditation class at the Y once, but all I could think about was not farting.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: medication, Class, Fart, Embarrassment
“Sexuality, it's not cut and dry.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Sex, sexuality, Cut and Dry, spectrum
“Everything inside me is telling me I'm supposed to be with you.”— Alan Yang, Colleen McGuinness, Sarah, Hong Chau, imdb.comTagged: Gut, Relationship, Love, Meant To Be
“Humanity is the problem. We fuck everything up.”— Alan Yang, Colleen McGuinness, Sarah, Hong Chau, imdb.comTagged: humanity, Problems, issues, Human Nature
“You know, I think when you have it hard in high school, you turn out to be, like, a way more interesting adult.”— Alan Yang, Colleen McGuinness, Andre, Jason Mitchell, imdb.comTagged: high school, Bullied, Obstacles, interesting, grown up
“Because in the end, don't you want someone on the other side of the door waiting for you when you come home?”— Alan Yang, Colleen McGuinness, Sarah, Hong Chau, imdb.comTagged: Waiting, Home, Love, Relationship
“We do the same things every single day, and I don't see it changing literally forever.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: Routine, Boring, Forever
“Every relationship needs a peacekeeper.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Love, Relationship, Peace, Peace Keeper
“Oscar: Have you ever been on a date before, Mark? Mark: I was failing math once, and the teacher made a smart girl come over and tutor me, and she was wearing a tight shirt, and I got a boner. Does that count?”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Mark Erickson, Noah Robbins, imdb.comTagged: Date, Love, Attraction, Math, Tutoring
“It is disturbing the lengths you will go to avoid confrontation.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: Disturbing , Bad at Confrontation , Confronting, Problems
“Oscar: Hey. What are you doing right now? Mark: Uh, I was either going to jerk off or draw a picture of a car.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Mark Erickson, Noah Robbins, imdb.comTagged: masturbate, draw, Choices
“I'll stop doing nice things because it seems to upset you.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Nice things, upset
“We should be pushing the limits. Exploring. Having orgies.”— Matt Hubbard, Alan Yang, Kase, Catherine Keener, imdb.comTagged: Limits, Exploring, Orgies
“Well, no bad time for mac and cheese is what I always say.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Oscar, Fred Armisen, imdb.comTagged: Bad Time, Mac and Cheese, sayings, food
“Oprah says you should always bring a gift, no matter the occasion.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, June, Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: Oprah, Gift, Occasion