Episode
Beers and Weirs
by Judd Apatow, J. Elvis Weinstein, Neal Schweiber, Samm Levine, Jake Kasdan and 20 others
Lindsay's friends learn that her parents are going away for the weekend and suggest having a kegger. Sam and Neal become worried after a school assembly focusing on alcohol-related deaths and they decide to switch the real beer with non-alcoholic beer. D
(5 total)
Characters
“Harold: I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience! Yep, that's what I wanna do. Spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment...Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans. Sam: No. But he die…”
— Judd Apatow, J. Elvis Weinstein, Harold Weir, Joe Flaherty, imdb.com
“Sam Weir: What am I gonna say to Cindy? Bill Haverchuck: Don't say anything. Be dominant. It's all, all about dominance. I saw this monkey show on PBS, if you talk to her first, it's a sign of weakness and she will not pick you to be her mate. Sam Weir: Are you drunk? Bill Haverchuck: I think so, ye…”
— Judd Apatow, J. Elvis Weinstein, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com