Episode

Pilot

by David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, Anthony Russo, Joe Russo and 16 others

After Alex leaves her fiance, Dave, at the altar, they struggle to maintain relationships with their mutual friends.

(4 total)

Characters

David Caspe (4)Eliza Coupe (2)Jane Williams (2)Zachary Knighton (1)Adam Pally (1)Max Blum (1)Dave Rose (1)

“You're the Michael Jordan of destroying friendships.”

— David Caspe, Dave Rose, Zachary Knighton, imdb.com

Tagged: Friendship, Destroy, Metaphor Examples, Michael Jordan

“On the sheets I got you for the bridal shower? Do you know how hard it is to get slut out of Egyptian cotton?”

— David Caspe, Jane Williams, Eliza Coupe, imdb.com

Tagged: cotton, Sheets, hard

“Even I think rollerblades are gay, and I had sex with a dude last night.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

Tagged: Rollerblades, Sex, Men, gay

“Jane: Um, I'm gonna need vodka in a water glass with ice, and I'm gonna be ordering 'water' from you all night long, so one...'water', please. Waitress: Did we start already, or do you really want water? Jane: Just bring me vodka.”

— David Caspe, Jane Williams, Eliza Coupe, imdb.com

Tagged: Water, vodka, tricks, Stress, Sassy