Season

Season 1

by Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito, Rob McElhenney and 2 others

The first season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, premiered on FX on August 4, 2005. The season contains 7 episodes and concluded airing on September 15, 2005.

(9 total)

Characters

Charlie Day (9)Rob McElhenney (9)Charlie Kelly (4)Kaitlin Olson (3)Deandra Reynolds (3)Glenn Howerton (2)Dennis Reynolds (2)

“Charlie: Okay, okay. First of all, there are people out there who actually have been molested and you guys are going to exploit that for your own personal gain? You jackholes are securing your places in hell. Ryan: We've thought about it. We're willing to roll the dice.”

— Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: Molested, Hell, Chance, Personal Gain

“I have a little bit of a problem with old people...I find them kinda creepy...and scary. And gross, kinda gross. It's their hands really, you can see right through 'em and all their inside business.”

— Rob McElhenney, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com

Tagged: Old People, creepy, Gross, Old, hands

“I'm cracking eggs of wisdom!”

— Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: eggs, Wisdom, Problem Solving

“Dee: I never statutory raped anyone before. Trey: Oh...okay, I'll tell you what: let's just take it slow. Dee: You are so sweet...where were you when I was in high school? Trey: I was eight.”

— Rob McElhenney, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, slow, young, Statutory Rape

“Dee: Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid? Dennis: I don't really have any convictions.”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

Tagged: Convictions, Sex, Laid

“Oh my God! I will...I will smash your face into- into a jelly!”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: Anger, Violence, Frustration, jelly

“Domino, biatch!”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

Tagged: Sassy, Games

“Dee: How could you not tell me you were gay? Terrell: I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia! I didn't think it was that big a secret.”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com

Tagged: gay, Musical Theatre, actor, Secret, Sassy

“I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

Tagged: Dreams, Selfish, Sex, Indifferent, Listening