Season

Season 7

by Stephen Root, Johnny Hardwick, Brittany Murphy, Pamela Adlon, Kathy Najimy and 23 others

The seventh season of King of the Hill originally aired Sundays on FOX at 8:30-9:00 pm, 7:30-8:30 pm and 7:00-7:30 pm from November 3, 2002 to May 18, 2003.

(5 total)

Characters

Alan Freedland (2)Mike Judge (2)Alan R. Cohen (2)Hank Hill (2)Johnny Hardwick (1)Cotton Hill (1)Dale Gribble (1)Luanne Platter (1)Brittany Murphy (1)Dean Young (1)

“I hear Mega Lo Mart is taking bids for a rat problem. Boy, that'd be a sweet gig. I could finally start paying for Nancy's health insurance instead of just telling Nancy I'm paying for it.”

— J.B. Cook, Dale Gribble, Johnny Hardwick, imdb.com

Tagged: exterminator, Health Insurance

“Yeah, there's nothing worse than people not respecting you. Every time I get hooted at I have to take an hour of Tae Bo.”

— Dean Young, Luanne Platter, Brittany Murphy, imdb.com

Tagged: Catcalls, Tae Bo, Self-Defense

“You shut your got-dang mouth or I'll shove that Ditch Witch down your throat and dig a tunnel straight through to sunshine!”

— Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats

“In my day, the principal was the meanest sum-bitch God ever put on one leg. He'd lean on a desk with both hands, and swing his leg at ya! Then, when you were standing there shocked that a one-legged man had kicked ya...he'd bite ya!”

— Dan Sterling, Cotton Hill, Toby Huss, imdb.com

Tagged: Corporal Punishment, One-Legged

“I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!”

— Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Anger, Idiot