Movie
Legally Blonde
by Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, Ric Kidney and 51 others
Elle Woods has it all. She's the president of her sorority, a Hawaiian Tropic girl, Miss June in her campus calendar, and, above all, a natural blonde. She dates the cutest fraternity boy on campus and wants nothing more than to be Mrs. Warner Huntington
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Characters
“[Elle sees David the geek trying unsuccessfully to get a date with two lovely girls, who mock him, and decides to help by making the girls think she dated David] Elle: Excuse me. [Elle turns around and slaps David] Elle: Why didn’t you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard…”
— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, imdb.com
“Elle: [Elle is cross-examining Chutney Windham] Ms. Windham, what had you done earlier that day? Chutney Windham: I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home. Elle: Where you got in the shower? The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: I believe the witness has made it clear that she wa…”
— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, imdb.com
“Elle’s Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the ‘Miss Hawaiian Tropics’ contest. Why are you going to throw that all away? Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I’m going to get the love of my life back. Elle’s Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who ar…”
— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, imdb.com
“Elle: [on video essay] ...and that’s why you should vote for me. Elle Woods: future lawyer for the class of 2004. Admissions Guy: She does have a 4.0 from CULA and she got a 179 on LSATs. Head of Admissions: Fashion major? Admissions Guy: Well, sir, we’ve never had one before and aren’t we always lo…”
— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, imdb.com
“Elle: I just don’t think that Brooke could’ve done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands; they just don’t. Vivian: Nice outfit. Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so cons…”
— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, imdb.com
“Professor: Elle Woods? Elle Woods: Oh, um, actually, I wasn't aware that we had an assignment. Professor: Vivian Kensington, do you think its acceptable that Ms. Woods is not prepared? Would you support my decision to ask her to leave class and only return when she is prepared?”
— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, amazon.com