Season 4

“If I had all the answers, I'd run for God.”

— Larry Gelbart, Maxwell Klinger, Jamie Farr, imdb.com

“Corporal Owens: I don't want to go back to the fighting. BJ: Sounds serious. You may be coming down with mental health.”

— Larry Gelbart, Simon Muntler, B. J. Hunnicutt, Mike Farrell, imdb.com

“Courage is just something you can't be afraid to have.”

— Larry Gelbart, Gene Reynolds, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com

“Frank: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet. Hawkeye: I'll remember that if we're ever attacked by a bridge club.”

— John D. Hess, Larry Gelbart, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

“The way I see it, unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free.”

— Burt Prelutsky, Larry Gelbart, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com

“Frank: Another week of command and I'd have had you out of that dress! Klinger: I'm not that easy.”

— Larry Gelbart, James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com

“Potter: I gather you drink. Hawkeye: Only to excess.”

— Larry Gelbart, James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com