Season 3

“Lil DeVille: Dead means that you go to sleep for a long time. Phil DeVille: Like forever.”

— Arlene Klasky, Gabor Csupo, Lil DeVille, Kath Soucie, imdb.com

“I know it's kinda early to be thinking about marriage, but hey, I'm gonna be three next year!”

— Peter Gaffney, Chuckie Finster (voice), Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Tommy: Chuckie, I don't think most babies have your problem. Chuckie: Really? I thought everybody wet the bed once in a while. Tommy: Wet the bed? We thought you were talking about something else. Lil: Yeah, We wet the bed all the time. Phil: Every chance we get!”

— Jonathan Blum, Jonathan Greenberg, Lil DeVille, Kath Soucie, imdb.com

“Lil DeVille: We like commercials! Phil DeVille: They're the bestest part!”

— Peter Gaffney, Lil DeVille, Kath Soucie, imdb.com

“Angelica: [singing] Chuckie's gonna get eated,eated, eated, Chucke's gonna get eated cuz there's a monster under his bed! Tommy: Ah don't listen to her Chuckie! Lil: Yeah she's a terrible singer”

— Peter Gaffney, Lil DeVille, Kath Soucie, imdb.com

“When life gives you lemons, make apple sauce.”

— Larry Doyle, Peter Gaffney, Angelica Pickles, Cheryl Chase, imdb.com

“Look out! The Abdominal Snowman! He lives here, you know.”

— Larry Doyle, Peter Gaffney, Angelica Pickles, Cheryl Chase, imdb.com

“Chuckie: Find any nickels? Tommy: Naw just some old junk! [points at a 100 dollar bill, a gold watch, and a diamond ring]”

— Larry Doyle, Tommy Pickles, Elizabeth Daily, imdb.com

“That's the final nail in the coffee!”

— Peter Gaffney, Susie Carmichael (voice), Cree Summer, imdb.com