“Sometimes a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.”Tagged: Baby, Determination, Work, Catchphrase, motivation
“Stu: There's nothing wrong with Tommy. Didi: How can you say that? Drawing on the walls proves that he cannot find a constructive outlet for his repressed, social anxieties. Stu: Deed, he's a year old!”Tagged: Child, babies, Growing Up, Drawing On Walls, Parenthood
“Yep, I guess the persecutor's the poopetrator this time.”Tagged: Persecutor, Poop, Word Mistake, perpetrators
“Lil DeVille: Dead means that you go to sleep for a long time. Phil DeVille: Like forever.”Tagged: Death, Dying, Sleeping, Forever
“These are the books our forefathers read, and our five-fathers and our six-fathers and I'm not stoppin' now.”Tagged: Forefathers, Determination, Legacy
“Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.”Tagged: Chanukah, Holiday Shows, Holidays, TV, Shows
“[after being handed a book entitled 'Plato'] Look, Tommy, a whole book about 'Play-Doh.'”Tagged: Plato, Play-Doh, mistake
“Angel, when you don't share, well, it... it won't look good on the application for Harvard.”Tagged: sharing, Harvard, Elite, Application
“[Krumm eats an old wind-up toy.] Toy: The cow goes "moo". The duck goes "quack". The politician goes "I don't recall". The Gromble: [Screaming at students angrily] Do you know what we call those who are afraid of that which they don't understand?! Oblina: [With disgust] Humans.”
“This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I've got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so…”