Episode

The Subway

by Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tom Cherones, Barbara Stock and 12 others

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended destination, a job interview. Jerry falls asleep and then wakes up across from a fat naked man and winds

(5 total)

Characters

Larry Charles (5)Jason Alexander (3)George Costanza (3)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (2)Elaine Benes (2)

“I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, ‘That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.’”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Heterosexual, Lesbian

“I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking: ‘That's why I'm not heterosexual.’”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Lesbianism, Attraction, Unattractiveness

“Make myself comfortable. What does that mean? Does she want me to take my clothes off? Is she taking her clothes off? What if I take my clothes off and she still has hers on? Then I really look like an idiot. She could get offended and leave. So maybe I should leave them on, but what then if she tak…”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Comfort, Neurosis, Humiliation, idiocy

“I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”

— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Lesbianism, Misandry

“I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”

— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Lesbianism, Men Suck, Misandry, Dating