Episode

The Bris

by Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, Tom Cherones, Tom Alan Robbins and 11 others

George gets a great parking spot that becomes a target. Kramer thinks that he has stumbled on the product of a genetic engineering experiment, a "pig man." Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godp

(8 total)

Characters

Larry Charles (8)Michael Richards (4)Cosmo Kramer (4)The Mohel (4)Charles Levin (4)

“Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished squeal of Pigman cries out!”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Pigman, Squeal, hospital, Anguished

“Did I find it all right? I mean could you send me to a more dangerous neighborhood? I'm dreading walking back to the subway, someone shouldn't crack me over the head and steal my bag, 'accuse I'll be lying there on the street in this neighborhood and people will spit on me and empty my pockets. I'll…”

— Larry Charles, The Mohel, Charles Levin, imdb.com

Tagged: Ghettos, Slums, danger, Bad Neighborhoods, Robbery

“One more peep out of you and I'll slice you up like a smoked sturgeon.”

— Larry Charles, The Mohel, Charles Levin, imdb.com

Tagged: Threats, Sturgeon

“Don't believe them when they tell you it doesn't hurt. It hurts bad. It hurts really bad. Imagine, this will be his first memory. Of someone yanking the hat off his little man. I know you love your baby, but what kind of perverts would stand idly by while a stranger rips the cover off his 9-iron and…”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Circumcision, Pain, Foreskin

“Darling, you see where that glass is? How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breathe and that glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, e…”

— Larry Charles, The Mohel, Charles Levin, imdb.com

Tagged: Mohel, Circumcision, High-strung

“Oh, Jerry, wake up to reality. It's military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Pig Man, Pig Warriors, Military

“The pig man! I saw a pig man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound.”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Pig Man

“Is the baby gonna cry like that? Is that how the baby cries, with the loud, sustained, squealing cry, 'cause that could pose a problem. Do you have any control of your child 'cause this is the time to exercise it when baby is crying in that high-pitched, squealing tone that can drive you insane?”

— Larry Charles, The Mohel, Charles Levin, imdb.com

Tagged: Circumcision, Mohel, Judaism